liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
this easily became the best thing on tumblr
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
|Me:||wow i like this album|
|Me:||i think i'll listen to it until i don't|
DEAR FELLOW HUNTERS
IF WE GET ENOUGH SALT ON ENOUGH PEOPLES BLOGS, WE MAY BE ABLE TO PREVENT YAHOO FROM GETTING IN!
WE MUST ACT QUICK.
Where did you get Pink Himalayan Salt? Seriously.
the fucking notes what the fuck is this website
we’re all Satan
and in that moment, i swear we were Satan
does no one realize that this is the famous post that people just keep changing
Actually, Satan’s my bitch.
You’re all my bitches.